Just Practicing
Group Information Retrieval Services
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05/22/07 p.m.
First place is ours to roll in like filthy money on a hotel bed. We have tasted the blood of the enemy, and we liked it. The kitty is at $99 and some free beers, minus $53 for administrative expenses, so $46 at present. We're living large!
05/22/07 a.m.
We prepare to send SMOLT to sleep with the fishes. Contrary to their belief, we do not hate them, we need them in order to have someone to talk down to.
05/15/07
We proudly took 2nd place, missing victory by 1.5 points due to deductions for visitors to our team who did not contribute to our game. In other words, we know we won, but why gloat over a technicality?
05/08/07
Alas, we took 2nd place... Unsuccessfully seducing first place by a mere half a point!
04/24/07
We took first place. Let's get cozy with that concept.
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Our Promise to You: We are not SMOLT
Some call it trivia. But trivia is by its very definition unimportant, and that's just plain wrong. So wrong that we'll even wear hardhats (see illustration, at left) to prove our point.
We're Just Practicing, providing group information retrieval services in worthy venues, presently the Black Rose Pub. Check back weekly as we will be touting our latest victories in the battle of group information retrieval.
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We have our very own rollercoaster, pictured here, which we ride weekly. We occasionally tie stupid people to the tracks for fun. Ride smart, or die stupidly on the tracks. That is our credo.
That giant pole-like object is our recently acquired Oral-B Rollercoaster cleaner. We couldn't have afforded it if SMOLT hadn't given us all that money! Thanks, SMOLT!
This is Just Practicing Headquarters, where we interview new applicants for our brain trust. Feeling worthy? Perhaps you are. But you'd better be sure, don't forget about our rollercoaster...
See all those lights? Yeah, baby, we bought our own energy company with trivia winnings. Uh huh.